We trashed the virtual hotel in Cyber Town last night. The crew got wasted and lost their shit. TVs and mattresses were flung from windows. Empty JD bottles were thrown against the wall. Our virtual stage manager stole a horse from a nearby field and rode it into the swimming pool. (The horse couldn’t get out and it was still there this morning, standing in the shallow end and looking mighty pissed off.) Six groupies were arrested; their enthusiasm for books was no defense. The virtual manager of the hotel kicked us out at 3 a.m. and handed me a five-figure bill. I’ll forward it to my people at Titan when the blog tour wraps.
File it under Rock ’n’ Roll!
Day nine of the Halcyon blog tour. Nursing our hangovers but still determined to put on a damn good show, we clock up yet more Internet miles on our way to Divine World of Books. I hope they have Aspirin to go along with their wonderful review of Halcyon. Beth writes: “The perfect horror story… will both thrill you and terrify you!” Very nice, Beth. Thanks! Read the full review RIGHT HERE.
Then we burn rubber toward one of my favorite horror sites on the Internet, the number one-ranked Ginger Nuts of Horror, who are kindly hosting my guest post, “The Tonight Show, Starring … You!” (And yes, it’s as crazy as it sounds.) It’s great to be appearing on this site; I know Jim McLeod at GNoH a little bit, and I think he’s partial to a drink or two. If we don’t make it out of there quickly, things could really get messy. It wouldn’t surprise me if Jim didn’t jump on the virtual tour bus with us and rock and roll this thing all the way to the end. But before any of that happens, check out my guest post HERE.
Day ten tomorrow. The penultimate day of the tour. Hope you can join us.
We’re still rolling. The end is admittedly in sight, but we have four days and eight stops to go. The mood on the bus is upbeat. It’s been rock and roll all the way—so many great blogs, so many killer reviews—and we’re not letting up. I think it’s only going to get wilder, in fact. The virtual tour manager has let a whole load of virtual groupies ride the bus with us. They’re going crazy right now, showing me their Halcyon tattoos, quoting their favorite sentences. Man, I love this job.
Our first stop today takes us to Book Lovers Boudoir. Sounds like a cozy little place. I hope the crew behave themselves, especially as this wonderful little blog has a five-star review lined up for us. “I really, really, totally and completely loved this book,” Pamela writes. “It’s one of the most intense books I’ve read in ages.” Walk single-file up the crooked staircase, knock gently on the door, and ENTER HERE.
Then we hit the road again, singing songs and drinking booze, and we won’t stop until we reach our second destination: Kendall Reviews. These guys really know their horror, so I’m delighted to sit in the spotlight and answer their questions . You can check out the interview RIGHT HERE.
I feel like I could sleep for a week, but I’m not rocked out yet. Drop by tomorrow, when the blog tour hits day nine.
We were all in a pretty good space after the two virtual gigs yesterday. We had a few drinks then jumped back on the bus, and as we carved a route across the world wide web, I grabbed my acoustic guitar and jammed out a few tunes. Soon we were all singing, even the virtual driver. I got some of the chords wrong, and forgot too many of the words, but nobody cared. We had a moment and it felt fine.
We take that good vibe into the seventh day of the blog tour, and our first stop is Between the Pages, where we’ll set up our gear for an outstanding five-star review. “Rio Youers is the author of a new generation of horror,” Meggan writes. “If you think you’ve seen everything in this genre, then think again …” Read the full review HERE.
Then we head on over to Damp Pebbles, where Emma is hosting an extract from Halcyon—and an intriguing little extract it is, too. If you haven’t bought a copy of Halcyon yet, if you’re still undecided, this might be a good place to whet your whistle. Here’s YOUR LINK.
More from the tour tomorrow. Until then, keep rockin’.
Day Six of the Halcyon Blog Tour dawns. The weekend is behind us, and I have to say, it was one for the ages. Our crazy driver took us on a virtual detour that involved peyote buttons, a pagan ritual, and a naked goat chase. Also, we lost the corpse of our virtual production manager. I don’t know how you lose a corpse, but yeah, we did. All we found was a piece of his jaw bone on the backseat.
I think the goats ate him.
We need to put some virtual miles between us and everything that happened at the weekend. We’ll start by motoring full-speed toward Romantic, Rebels and Reviews (another great name), where Sophie is waiting with a fantastic review. “Halcyon by Rio Youers is a real-world horror story with a paranormal edge,” Sophie writes. “It will intrigue you, hook you and thoroughly thrill you.” Dim the lights and read the entire review for yourself RIGHT HERE.
From there we’ll cruise inconspicuously to Tea With Boleyn. Now, I’m not sure how the crew will feel about tea, given we just stocked up on six crates of Jack Daniel’s (ain’t that rock and roll, baby!), but it has to be better than a naked goat chase. Also, this great blog is giving away a copy of Halcyon to one lucky reader (UK only). If this sounds like your cup of tea (you see what I did there?) head on over and leave a comment. Here’s THE LINK.
The tour continues tomorrow. Day seven. Lucky for some.
We’ll see about that.